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Humor from spambots

February 26th, 2010

So, I got hit from some site that wants to shill cigarettes and they left a ‘comment’.  I have this blog set up so that I have to approve all comments and when the notification came, I was laughing my ass off.   It was a joke about two old women:

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What’s that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day … Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.

A reminder to laugh?  Probably not, but it’s things like this that keep me from taking myself too seriously.

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